Promoting Chris Mullin to VP and giving him a blank checkbook (2004) It hasn't been a great time out with R-double. Kawakami has documented some of the disasterous consequences of this dumb, dumb, dumb promotion in Robert Rowell's 25 fire-able offenses as Warriors colossusĬheck out this press release from 2003: Warriors Promote Robert Rowell To Team President Who hands a top executive position of a $300+ million dollar operation to someone this unqualified both in academic training and professional experience?ĭid Rowell have some "unflattering" pictures that Cohan didn't want released? I'd rate this as being the biggest joke move of Cohan's entire ownership. Promoting Robert Rowell to President (2003) Jerry Krause: "Jesus Gary! You're here in Secaucus AGAIN?!"Ħ. Maybe lawsuit Cohan (see The man who owns the Warriors / Cohan's rocky reign / An era marked by lost games, lost fans and endless litigation ) actually had a soft spot in his heart and just couldn't fire him. Jean way too long (1997-2004)īy all accounts GSJ is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Kindergartner designed Warriors jerseys 1998-2002ĥ.(We're just talking about the jerseys here, not the players.)Ĭheck out these jersey illustrations via Chris Creamer for more specifics: U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi- you're UGLY! I mean why else would he hire a 6 year old to design the Warriors' Thunderbolt era jerseys? The rumors about Cohan's IRS and other financial troubles have only surfaced in the past 2-3 years, but I have a feeling they date back to 1997. Switching to kindergartner-designed thunderbolt jerseys (1997) It didn't quite look like that, now did it?Ĥ. 2002: Amare Stoudemire and Carlos Boozer.So here's how THE PERFECT WARRIORS 1st Round NBA DRAFT HISTORY over the Cohan years would look: WARNING: The following article is known to cause severe emotional pain to anyone who cares about the Warriors- Golden State Warriors 1st Round Draft History and Just My Imagination Screwing up pretty much every single draft pick (1994-2008) Part 3: "Muscle-head" Eric Musselman, "Complementing the Chris Mullin front office publicity stunt with a head coach publicity stunt" Mike Montgomeryģ.Jean, "What's a rotation?" Dave Cowens, "How did I luck into this job?!" Brian Winters Carlesimo, "Before I move to the front office I need some more coaching experience" Gary St.
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